Ready For Some Dinosaur Erotica? 5 Published Stories On Steamy Dinosaur-To-Human Sex

By Jobs & Hire Staff Reporter | Oct 04, 2013 02:35 PM EDT

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It was the best of times; it was the worst of times, and right now it's either one or the other for some out there, who wants to enjoy a (not so) good read of bizarre dinosaur-themed erotica.

Recently, a not so quite popular or simply put, a cult phenomenal genre of books has been brought to the public's knowledge as Geekologie singled out in the Internet the existence of a book genre that perpetrates Tyrannosaurus sex. And not just intercourse between dinosaurs, but a weird and quite bizarre fetish for human-to-dinosaur mating.

Huffington Post reported Wednesday that just days earlier, not just a single book on this genre has been published, but five steamy reads of dinosaur craving were published by reclusive authors Alara Branwen and Christie Sims.

Now available on Kindle, the five short stories, which are regulated at maximum level include titles such as 'Taken at the Dinosaur Museum,' 'Taken by the T-Rex,' and 'Taken by the Pterodayctl.'

Forewarnings have been imposed on all Amazon pages where these works appear.

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times, and right now it's neither one nor the other for some out there, who wants to enjoy a good read of bizarre dinosaur-themed erotica.

Recently, a not so quite popular or simply put, a cult phenomenal genre of books has been brought to the public's knowledge as Geekologie singled out in the Internet the existence of a book genre that perpetrates Tyrannosaurus sex. And not just intercourse between dinosaurs, but a weird and quite bizarre fetish for human-to-dinosaur mating.

Huffington Post reported Wednesday that just days earlier, not just a single book on this genre has been published, but five steamy reads of dinosaur craving were published by reclusive authors Alara Branwen and Christie Sims.

Now available on Kindle, the five short stories, which are regulated at maximum level include titles such as 'Taken at the Dinosaur Museum,' 'Taken by the T-Rex,' and 'Taken by the Pterodayctl.'

Forewarnings have been imposed on all Amazon pages where these works appear.

Here's a quoted sample on the caution statement: "Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It's not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk."

One reader named Laura Beck of Jezebel, who downloaded a copy of 'In the Velociraptor's Nest' out of curiosity even shared a passage of the steamy prehistoric written porn for other readers who might be interested.

Beck quoted: "She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin."

The co-authors of these 5 books, Sims and Branwen, have apparently written other tales of bizarre erotica including 'Dinosaur Beast Mating Erotica,' 'Dragon Beast Erotica,' and 'Centaur Erotica.'

According to the description Sims wrote about herself on Amazon, she finds herself as "a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl" with "lusty thoughts of big, strong powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens."

Meanwhile, Branwen wrote that she is simply a typical college girl, adding that all her writings are based "on her own desires, or from personal experiences."One reader named Laura Beck of Jezebel, who downloaded a copy of 'In the Velociraptor's Nest' out of curiosity even shared a passage of the steamy prehistoric written porn for other readers who might be interested.

Beck quoted: "She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin."

The co-authors of these 5 books, Sims and Branwen, have apparently written other tales of bizarre erotica including 'Dinosaur Beast Mating Erotica,' 'Dragon Beast Erotica,' and 'Centaur Erotica.'

According to the description Sims wrote about herself on Amazon, she finds herself as "a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl" with "lusty thoughts of big, strong powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens."

Meanwhile, Branwen wrote that she is simply a typical college girl, adding that all her writings are based "on her own desires, or from personal experiences."

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